Damn Cat Better Change Her Letter To Santa....

So, I come home from work yesterday with one of the worst headaches I've ever had, and I only have an hour to lie down and take a nap to try to get rid of it before I have to leave to go to the hockey game. I enter my house, open the door and find the carnage that once was my Christmas tree....

Damn Cat. Now, I realize that it looks like it's really not that decorated, I promise, it was. You're just looking at the back side of it, the side that I didn't count on anyone seeing. Damn Cat. The lights have been pulled off and tangled, the star on top that lit up all pretty is now in about 4 pieces, and 5 really cute little glass bulbs came to their early demise. I think a couple of Disney characters also bit the dust. Damn Cat.

I know it was her. Damn Cat. As I righted my downed, sorry tree, I realized that I just needed to start all over with decorating...oh, yeah....after I put all the damn branches back in their damn little holes. Damn Cat. I then had to remove tufts of white cat hair from all parts of the tree, she apparently felt the need to crawl all over it. Damn Cat.

I hope she asked Santa for a couple extra lives, I think she's going to need them. Damn Cat.

Men.....Never Satisfied......

Apparently there are people in this world who are unable to go to a bar, get some random person drunk, drive them to a seedy motel and have mad, sweaty "what was your name, again?" sex. Either that, or they are unable to find that one quality that they are looking for as they peruse dive bars everywhere. What is it they are looking for? Well, as it turns out, Kenneth Pinyan was looking for but was unable to find someone who was literally hung like a horse. Unable to find his treasure at the local tavern, he turned to an unfailable source.......the barn itself.

Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case

SEATTLE - A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.
James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.
Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.
The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

Ewwwwww.............
Ok, really? The man lives in Seattle and he couldn't find another gay man to be with him, he had to turn to farm animals? Sounds like somebody didn't exhaust all of their resources....