Friday, December 02, 2005

Men.....Never Satisfied......

Apparently there are people in this world who are unable to go to a bar, get some random person drunk, drive them to a seedy motel and have mad, sweaty "what was your name, again?" sex. Either that, or they are unable to find that one quality that they are looking for as they peruse dive bars everywhere. What is it they are looking for? Well, as it turns out, Kenneth Pinyan was looking for but was unable to find someone who was literally hung like a horse. Unable to find his treasure at the local tavern, he turned to an unfailable source.......the barn itself.

Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case

SEATTLE - A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.
James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.
Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.
The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

Ewwwwww.............
Ok, really? The man lives in Seattle and he couldn't find another gay man to be with him, he had to turn to farm animals? Sounds like somebody didn't exhaust all of their resources....

3 Comments:

Blogger PackerPundit said...

Oh mah gawd I heard about that... geesh!

Thank God he didn't go looking for a Danish guy 'cause everybody knows Danish guys are hung like... well we call Horse's "Shorty"

now you said on my blog:

Sorry Romey, but (everyone else) correct me if I'm wrong.....I think the "Your Ass is Shutdown Tonight" pj's might be easier and less confusing for an older man to remove than a bra, crotchless panties and a garter would've been.......

My response: Hmmmmm... you may be on to something

6:55 AM  
Blogger Read This said...

Romeo may be as full of himself as that horse was full of that wayward young man. I wonder how many of these cases don't get found out, or even reported? Is there a whole underground system filled with gerbils, sheep, donkeys, and horses? I hope not, but if there is I have to see the video tape, lol.

5:46 AM  
Blogger Arctic Skipper said...

Come on, Shea, don't be such a prude! You've never had good lovin' unless you've had it from a horse!

Okay, I officially grossed myself out with that one . . . ewwww . . .

3:15 PM  

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